
Victoria's Country Fire Authority says a call out to a suspected gas leak in Central Victoria on Tuesday night was not what they were expecting.
Fifteen firefighters and two CFA tankers attended a property in Axedale near Bendigo following reports of a strong smell of gas.
But when they arrived they discovered the source of the gassy smell was a flatulent 120-kilogram sow.
The pig when interviewed stated that her favourite ballet is Swine Lake.
It's common practice in the plumbing business, to spray soap solution on gas piping, to look for leaks. The soap solution bubbles where the leak is.
So, did they soap the pig? Did she bubble?
Hmm, she certainly ought to.
did they soap the pig?
Yep, then tried to catch it. He was slick as owl @!$%#
That seems to have been quite a gas leak!
But I think it is probably healthier for the pig to "leak" it out than to bottle it up inside!
Oink.
Put that cigarette out!! Oh, nevermind, pass it over to me.
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